The Ice Man and the Kink

I need to keep myself busy.

For a reason I don't understand, it has been a week now in this office, and it seems that there is very sporadic work to be done (I am speaking for myself here). The environmental conditions don't help a bit as the air conditioner blasts the Siberian wind on my small igloo. I feel my hand getting numb by the nanosecond, hence, I need to write something in this spot of mine just to keep the blood flowing in my fingers.

It really is so damn cold. I don't know, but I guess my mind is just numb from this cold as well... Thoughts of burning the books I have beside me just to generate heat run through my frozen mind right now. Or I could ask someone to give me natural body heat... now isn't that something? If only someone here was kinky enough...

Hmmmm.... Kinky. I've always thought that when you say someone is kinky, that someone is very curly, as in African curly. I am just wondering how it was related to someone who is sexily flirtatious. The possibilities could be endless, although I have some postulates in mind. It might be possible that kinky evolved from the word pinky, which practically describes the color of, well, you name it. I mean, many men find pink body parts very attractive. However, since pinky might mean pinky finger, it was changed to kinky, which is also descriptive of the strands of you know what down there (have you ever seen straight ones? Come on!).

Whew! That was something! At least, now, I feel a little warmth surging through me. Now, I have to look for something else to do. Excuse me.