- Jump off our office building from the rooftop.
- Eat expired Oreos found here in my trash can.
- Go to the toilet and slash my wrist with a cutter.
- Better yet, slash my neck (the jugular vein is better to slash).
- Wash my hands and touch an electrical socket.
- Drink rat poison so I'll bleed to death.
- Bang my head endlessly on my monitor. I just wish I won't survive this one. Otherwise I will be fired for destroying company property.
- Strangling myself to death with the wire of my headphones.
- Hire an assassin.
- Just stand in the middle of the street until a rampaging truck or motorcycle or cab hits me.
Take me with you! Let me see the light at the end of the tunnel. NOW!
2 comments:
yo eldon. it's really been refreshing and relaxing to read your diaries even if it's a suicidal one...really gets my mind off a long day at work... keep up! don't end your life yet or you'll deprive your readers off a good laugh.
How can expired Oreos kill you? I'd like to know because i'd like to try it!
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