The Throne Room From Hell

Have you heard about the throne room from hell? Well, I've just been there and will probably be there tonight. Do you want to know how I got there? Well, read on and find out.

Yesterday, I had a total of about 9 cups of tea, different flavors, the entire day. I ate sausages in the morning, potato chips in the afternoon, and a pack of KFC Hot Shots in the evening. For those of you who don't know KFC Hot Shots, those are little chicken pieces that are spicy hot in flavor -- and I mean HOT, HOT, HOT! I had 2 oranges as well before going to bed.

This morning, I woke up with the achiest of all my stomach aches, I needed to rush to the "throne room" half awake. Lo and behold, I was suffering from diarrhea. I don't know why. It must be the tea, or the lack of solid in my digestive system. Whatever it was, I was really shitting like hell!

I went to the throne room a total of four times this morning. By my fourth trip, I was totally exhausted. My a-hole felt so sore because of all the spastic movement. Good grief!

So everybody has diarrhea every now and then. What makes this throne room experience a hell-like experience, you may ask. Remember the Hot Shots thing I told you about? Have you ever eaten something very hot that when you excrete it rectally, you feel a burning sting in your a-hole? Well, I had that this morning. Couple that with the pain brought about by the diarrhea spasms in my rectum, I felt that I had just survived a very hellish experience.

This sure beats the aftermath of taking Xenical!